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Sep 6

Gym Lovers Wed at Planet Fitness in Very Purple and Yellow Ceremony – Jezebel

What would it take for me to get married inside a Planet Fitness? I think that even if all that was left on Earth was me, another person, wedding stuff, and a Planet Fitness, I would just play with the wedding stuff outside. Theres simply no amount of pizza on the first Monday of every month that could convince me otherwise.

Other people feel differently, and thats what makes life a rich and rewarding mystery. Well, a small part of it at least. Joseph Keith III and Stephanie Hughes tied at the knot in a Cincinnati Planet Fitness on Sunday (it wouldnt be the first time), as evidenced by this video that the gym seems to have had a heavy hand in producing.

Im not punching holes in this storywhen it comes to love I believe anything anyone says, even if its heavily advertorialI just find it curious that the couple reportedly did date nights at the gym sometimes and exchanged their first I love yous in the Planet Fitness parking lot. Their wedding website purports that the couple met at their Planet Fitness gym when Joseph asked Stephanie if she was done using a piece of equipment. Youd think Planet Fitness was some kind of hybrid of dating app, church, and workout facility. When really its a gym whose bonus features include little spray bottles full of water to sanitize machines with, and thats really all thats coming to mind at the moment.

I realize that this is ultimately promotional material, and thats ok too. But it makes me wonder whom this is supposed to appeal to because, as we all know, Planet Fitness is a judgment free zone, which makes it unsuitable for dating, and certainly for finding a life partner. It is, however, a great place to go to remember to hydrate. And Ill vouch for their thorough integration of yellow and purple into everything they make. Since Im not at the gym, I neednt go further than that.

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